The Godfather is most generous and usually pays my Sam's Club membership via his business plan.
This year was different and Sam's requested a membership fee from me to continue shopping.
I paid.
Some days later I inquired on the difference on this year's membership with their Service Desk as The Godfather thought memberships were paid for all associates accounts.
They explained that only the primary business account holder's membership was paid.
Toby: "The Godfather is never wrong!!!"
Sam's Service Desk: "Who?"
<stormed out of the Sam's Club>
<gathered composure and returned to Sam's>
Sam's Service Desk: "The Godfather may think all account memberships are paid for, but The Godfather is incorrect. We see this scenario all the time...."
Toby: "What part of 'The Godfather is never wrong' is ambiguous to you?"
Sam's Service Desk <smirking>: "And The Godfather must not like you very much....."
Toby: "Why?"
Sam's Service Desk: "For the same price, you could have a membership with all benefits."
Toby: "And....."
Sam's Service Desk: "You have no benefits. However, there is an added bonus; You paid for The Godfather's girlfriend's membership!"
Toby: "That's not a bonus to me......"
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