Trump vs Elon. Chimp Edition

  Best summation of the present state of the US

This is kind of like having ringside seats to a poo throwing fight. Doesn't matter who wins, we're all going to get some shit on us.

https://x.com/mynamehear/status/1930733468922568797

Brought in cold

 

Morris, the alligator      Happy Gilmore   Ate Chubbs Peterson's Hand

The Predator                 Predator              Killed Colonel Al Dillon

Ivan Drago                    Rocky IV            Killed Apollo Creed

If we can tariff penguins why not Sponge Bob

 

For the consigliere

 

T.A.C.O. Belle

 Trump Always Chickens Out

Mouthpiece of Trump, Karoline Leavitt in full taco dress.

Love the Trump chickenhead on the wall.

Asking for Direction

 

California Camping Dreamin'

 

Easy Comforts

 Men are easy.

But, but other countries pay the tariffs.

Hello MAGA Faithful,

Why do tariffs need to be eaten by Wal-Mart when they are paid by other countries?

That is what Dear Leader promised in all of his speeches and interviews. 

But now Dear Leader says Wal-Mart has to "EAT THE TARIFFS", the tariffs that other countries are paying for according to Dear Leader

Dear Leader says it right in his Truth posting. 

He is admitting that tariffs are not paid by other countries. 

Do you understand now that Dear Leader knows who pays for tariffs but has been lying to you the whole time?

Wal-Mart did make billions($12 Billion in 2023) but it's net profit was 2% of Sales($12B/$464B=2%). 

Cost of Sales(which is how much the product they sell costs them) is 75% of Revenue. If you add on 30% tariffs, the Cost of Sales goes to 98% of Revenue(75%+(75% x 30%) = 98%) or in billions($464B+($464Bx30%)= $603B)($603B/$611B=98%). Wal-Mart will go bankrupt if they don't pass along the tariffs.

How is Wal-Mart going to absorb 30% more costs without it killing the bottom line. It can't. 

China can weather any storm. They are a communist country. They don't care if their people starve. We are only 15% of their exports.

But of course you will still believe everything Dear Leader says, won't you. 

86'd

 I worked in the restaurant business for quite some time and when they used the terms 86'd it was for any menu item that we ran out of. Spinach Salad is 86'd meant we were out of Spinach Salad so don't sell any more. I was told then that 86 is from the mobster Vegas days where they took their hapless victims 80 miles outside of town and buried them 6 feet under ground, thusly they were 86'd. Who knows if that is correct or not but that is what I was told. 

Realist

 

On a Mission from God

Before there was Pope Leo XIV there were these gentleman on a mission from God in Chicago.

New Pope or is Snoop Smoking

 

First Renderings of New Alcatraz by Trump Administration

 

Saint Who?

 

Reality

 

That's not a me problem, that's a you problem.

 

Wizard of Terminator

 

Not even a little bit...

 

Trumps America

 

With the current state of affairs in America it is probably in the best interest of all brown people whether legal citizens or illegals to stay off the governments radar for a bit. The government doesn't seem to distinguish between the two anymore. Soon the government will only distinguish between Trump loyalist or traitor, then all bets are off for anyone. You could still be a Trump loyalist but if someone in authority doesn't like you, you are a traitor and your fate will be the same.

With the price of eggs....

 ...best hiding spot I've found for Easter eggs.

Happy Easter

 

Announcing Trump's New FDA Inspector

 

Push the malt wine we're stuck with it

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=push+the+malt+wine+we%27re+stuck+wth+it&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS1077US1077&oq=push+the+malt+wine+we%27re+stuck+wth+it&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIJCAEQIRgKGKABMgkIAhAhGAoYoAEyCQgDECEYChigATIJCAQQIRgKGKABMgkIBRAhGAoYoAEyCQgGECEYChirAjIJCAcQIRgKGKsCMgkICBAhGAoYqwLSAQkxMTEzOGowajeoAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:1d2893d5,vid:nSfcJnqB1Go,st:0

Can you spare a square

 

Living in a van....

 ...down by the river.

It's the bestest shot, they're all saying it, I won the senior tournament with that shot.

 

Petrified

 

Easter is right around the corner. Time for some baking

 

For the Cousins

 

Cut by my own team

 

A little late but still funny

 

Dumber and Dumbest

 Ok this is good. Bravo to the creator even if it is AI.

No Country for Donut Holes

 

DEI Hire & Tranny Mice

Trump brought up a 13 year old cancer patient in his address before Congress and that the child had always wanted to be a policeman. Trump made him a Secret Security agent. The Republicans cheered. If I'm not mistaken that is the definition of a DEI hire. I thought the Republicans were against DEI hiring. Now they cheer it?

And he spoke of stopping mice being turned into tranny mice. It's Transgenic ya moron, Transgenic mice are not transgender. They put human cells into mice to see how new drugs effect the mice. The human cells allow the mice to mimic what would happen in humans. By stopping it you put off research into drugs that will help humans. 

Ya can't make this shit up(Palm into forehead)

This is us falling into the abyss. I doubt we can make it back out. We need an IQ Test or a Fact Test to decide if you can vote in coming elections. If you can't pass the test you don't get to vote.

World Peas

 

I have no military experience....

...but this doesn't look like a smart thing to do. 

I understand the authors meaning of the meme that Trump is going to destroy the Deep State. Yada Yada Yada.

But dropping a grenade below you in what looks to be a poorly constructed building with the bad cinder block workmanship and the the banister wall that looks to be 2-2 1/2" thick and who knows what holding the floor up. It seems like the grenade going off would destroy the area below where the soldier is standing causing the area where is standing to fall. But maybe that is the real meaning of the meme that Trump is actively destroying himself but maybe he doesn't comprehend what he is doing. From what I can see with his first month's moves he really doesn't think things through before just acting at some basal level of inflicting pain. It's not a bug, it's a feature in Trump's America.

You're Special

.....in a certain way.  

New Toilet Paper at the Casa

 

Idiocracy

 We are now living in the movie Idiocracy.

Dead End Job?

 

If that's your best , your best won't do

 

Asleep

 The opposite of woke is asleep. Makes sense now.

Breaking News

Turns out the refs have been getting paid by the Chiefs through USAID and that is why they didn't interfere with the Superbowl this year as the checks bounced due to Elon shutting down the agency. 

Can we strap a Raptor rocket engine to it?

 

Merchandising, Merchandising, Merchandising

 I never got a Spaceballs flamethrower either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRFQJCHcPw

Riviera of the Middle East

Surf Gaza

Gaza Vacation Wonderland

Trump Towers Gaza

Trumplandia

Iron Dome Certified

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-netanyahu-press-conference-ceasefire-hostages/

It's no fun......

https://youtu.be/aqQv3qef21A

Tariff's Explained in One Panel

 

Blood Bath in the Stock Market today, Supermarket tomorrow

 Love the Beavers to depict the Cannucks. 

Bundling

 THE EASIEST WAY TO BUNDLE YOUR HOME AND CAR INSURANCE IS TO LIVE IN YOUR CAR.

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State of Snow Removal in Florida

 This is the only plow in Florida for their recent snowstorm.

Now it makes sense

 

The Deportations Begin

 Good riddance I say. Obviously a dangerous illegal alien.