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Past on by a Republican co-worker....

IT WAS ONCE SAID THAT A BLACK MAN WOULD BE PRESIDENT "WHEN PIGS FLY"…INDEED 100 DAYS INTO OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY….SWINE FLU

Patient Zero Swine Flu Pandemic

Stolen fron Welcome to JTC Inc

"You know, we may have overpriced tickets"

Yankees and Mets are classic! Attendance this season is about average for those MLB clubs (avg over 30K/game), but you would never know it watching them on TV. The lower deck seats close to the field are half empty. Seats in those sections go for $500-2500. Maybe someone needs to inform management of the current economic conditions.
If MLB wanted to curb its slide into oblivion, maybe those big market teams should consider cardboard cutout fans or maybe seat filler people like they use on the Oscars....

Piglet Reaper (aka Swine Flu Death)

Swine Flu Masks

OK, who will be the first to sell these masks with a pig snout image printed on them?
On the subject.....We had our first Swine Flu death this morning. That's unfortunate, but we have over 36,000 flu related deaths every year anyway. What am I missing? Is the news cycle that slow right now? Hey media, how about a little perspective.....

TARP Fund Lobbiests

Just a few months after TARP funds were distributed and already over $10 million of those funds have been spent on lobbyists to represent the banks and auto manufactures who received the money. Take a wild guess at what they are lobbying for.....you got it, more TARP funds and no wage/bonus restrictions.
Here is an idea......No lobbying until you repay the loaned money.
In case I was no clear on this point....Hey TARP recipient lobbyists, don't talk to my senators or congressman!!! They obviously don't have the stones to say no or understand the conflict of interest here.

The Texas Governor.....

Jokingly threatens secession last week at one of those moronic Tea Parties.
In an unrelated story the same day, Gov Perry requested federal assistance with the Swine Flu.

I'll stick with the soup kitchens...

I hope it never comes to this in my household, but then again I have been feeding a squirrel in the backyard.

Stop the insanity....

This recession has got so bad that the animals at the Bronx Zoo are getting pink slips.

Whoops....

A sterile guy in germany hires his neighbor to impregnate is wife. After 72 tries they make the neighbor go to the doctor only to find out he's sterile too and then the neighbors wife has to admit that the two children they had together aren't actually his. This stuff is just to funny.

Seven Six Two Millimeter, Full Bacon Jacket !!!

Go see more pictures at this is freaking ridiculous

Sgt Thomas "Gunny" Highway(Clint Eastwood) from the movie Heartbreak Ridge
"This is the Bacon AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive smell when fired at you, so remember it."

Teabagging.....

Great post over at Cynical Bastard

If you attended one of these rallies, congratulations......you're a tool!!

In the easter spirit....

Stolen from Deep in the Forest

RIP Marilyn Chambers

One of the early pioneers of pornography has passed.

Easter Bunny vs Jesus

On my way into work this morning on the radio they were having a call in to choose between either the Easter Bunny or Jesus and defend your decision. One of the callers picked Jesus because you can't beat Jesus, just look at the Southpark episode with Jesus battling Santa Claus. Another caller picked the Easter Bunny because no one has ever been killed in the name of the Easter Bunny. Pretty entertaining for the drive in. ***W A R N I N G*** Lots of foul language in the video.

Layoff Reality Show...

I'm not sure if I'd watch it but the premise is interesting. I think it would come down to who's least liked by their co-workers but when you throw in salary info into the equation it could come down to "he/she makes how much?!?!?! let'm go!!!" ,can you say class warfare.

Weird things happening at the competition...

Received a check from a competitor of ours for a piece of equipment they bought from us and the envelope had this stamp on it and the check had the smell of musky men's cologne. So I ask you are our competitors accountants flaming homo's or do they just have latent homosexual tendencies?

It doesn't look good....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29976394/

Check out the progression of this recession/depression on this map of the US. Move the button under the years all the way to the left and press the play button to see progression from 1994 till 2009.

Fondue Dreaming...

Went to The Melting Pot for dinner on Friday to celebrate my friends 50th birthday. I'd never been there before but had heard it was really good. They weren't wrong, the food was excellent, the wait staff attentive, the ambiance just right. We had the "Big Night Out" special which consisted of a cheese fondue with bread, veggies and apples. A salad course, I wish I had gone with the included salad but I wasn't sure about the field greens so I opted for the house salad. The "included" salad had huge slabs of fresh mozzarella which my friend allowed me to sample, thusly my envy of her salad. The next course was the meat course with the boiling Mojo broth. We had shrimp, chicken, pork, sirloin steak, filet mignon and lobster. Also an assortment of veggies and raviolis. I thought they would bring out the meat cooked as the liability of presenting raw food to guests that don't know how to cook would be too much, but low and behold the meat was raw. We cooked our food to our liking and it had great flavors. The last course was the chocolate fondue course with our choice of the flaming turtle chocolate fondue. We had strawberries, bananas, cheesecake, brownies, marshmallows and lady fingers to dip in the indulgent desert fondue. Wow what a meal.

Strange story about how we came to be at the Melting Pot. I had purchased a $200 gift certificate for my AP Manager to thank her for her extra time she and her husband put in to get us caught up after the sale of our company. When she went to her dinner the card only had $100 left on it as someone in New Jersey had fat fingered the number of another card and took $100 off her card. I gave the AP Manager $100 in cash to compensate her and The Melting Pot sent me a $110 gift card to make up for the problem with the first card, so we used that card for the birthday dinner.

Jay Cutler's a child...

Jay Cutler, you work in a field where trades are common, if I was to get traded to our competition it would indeed be strange but in football its part of the game. You are such a child, throwing a temper tantrum when you didn't get your way, grow up! If you don't talk to your coach, owner, etc then they have to assume you have a problem and will deal with you as such. I hope you have learned from this experience, now grow up and deal with it!