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“I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass.”

“Pretty sure voting doesn't require parental guidance. Well, maybe in your case it should.”

“If you're looking to make a buck or two, and can leave your scruples at the door, there's plenty of opportunity out there. So stop worrying about what's honest and start thinking about what sells!”

and after the Debate......

"This is why Big Bird must go. He teaches children to share.”

"Big Bird was just admitted to the Hospital due to stress”