Scully's Quotes of the Day

"Tea Party gets trounced from Virginia to Alabama. Moderate Republican wins New Jersey, the GOP is moving to the left *Correction* away from the lunatic fringe"

“People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended….like they have never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.”

In fact, we thought "Idiocracy" was a satirical movie. It turns out, it's a documentary"

“That feeling when you’re ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomiting.”

Can we talk about the word "queue"...How many of those letters are really necessary? I count one.”