Thursday, April 4, 2019

Brockmire is back on

Brockmire: No, the nickname Matt the Bat comes from his locker room presence. He's got the biggest dick in baseball history.


Gabby: Whoa. Seriously?


Brockmire: Oh yeah. Matt loves all that alpha male bullshit. He likes to bump into ya accidentally on purpose to make an impression. Literally. Left a dent. There's a density to it, Gabby. It's like a windsock that's been packed with wet sand.



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