Open Mouth, Insert Foot

Wilbur Ross is quite the idiot.

He doesn't understand why the furloughed federal workers need to go to food banks. He thinks the banks will loan money to people that are probably already maxed out with mortgages, car loans, student loans, etc.

How 'bout this Wilbur, you're a billionaire why don't you loan your money to the furloughed federal workers? Seems to work, you make a little interest and you help out your fellow man. Of course you will probably get stiffed by at least 10% maybe more of the people you make loans to which is why the banks won't make the loans.

You Mr. Ross are an idiot.

 https://www.yahoo.com/news/backlash-billionaire-cabinet-member-dismisses-us-shutdown-hardship-184626060.html

Louisiana Coroner Rules on Death of Saints Seaon

Have Much Confidence These 1500+ Private Jet Owners Will Solve Climate Change in Davos (World Economic Forum)

Well it is Charley's Philly Steaks, can you blame them.

Charley's does have some the best cheesesteaks and other sandwiches so I can see when they decline your credit card and you are denied your Charley's craving you could go nuts.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/manager-claims-group-women-attempted-attack-food-court-employees-credit-card-declined-021536790.html

http://charleys.com/phillys

Looking Forward to This! Beach Bum Movie with Matthew McConaughey

Fox News Discontinues Use of Twitter Account After Target Market Study Discovered Viewers Do Not Own Computers (account followed by 18.6M bots)

When your Doc tells you are getting old.....

.....and you need to put a bar in your shower

thanks    https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1

Anonymous Source at the White House: #45 Had to be Restrained from Tweeting His Excitement

OK MSNBC, Its Your Turn. Anyone That You Would Like to 'Accidently' Display a Death Announcement Graphic?!?!?

OK MSNBC, Its Your Turn. Anyone in Particular That You Would Like to 'Accidently' Display a Death Announcment Graphic?!?!?

Our Commander in Chief Thinks Our Military Serving in Afghanistan is on an Excursion. You Cannot Make This Stuff Up.....

For the Godson

Godson was rummaging through his room.

His mom (M): What you looking for?

Godson (GS): I'm looking for a hooker. I really need one

M: (Snickering knowing that he is looking for something to hook a tool to his belt)

GS: It's not funny mom. I could die without a hooker to hold my oxygen. I can't live without hookers.

M: Let's pray to god then that the Godfather avoids taking you to Vegas when you're older.

Satan (Dick Cheney) has a Daughter (Liz)? And She Has a Twitter Account? But She Sucks at Google Searches (no charges against Bale...OOPS!)

Satan probably inspired him to do this, too. Christian Bale arrested for 'assault on mother and sister'| The Independent. https://t.co/kesnNno9Zv

— Liz Cheney (@Liz_Cheney) January 7, 2019

For Ed....

When do the adults show up?

This government shutdown is just stupid. Give Trump 2.5 Billion for his wall and get some the of the Dreamers covered in return. Everyone can say they won. If this can be done I'm sure that they could get a veto proof majority to pass the bill even without the presidents signature.

Kools or Newports

Sam's Club - Membership Renew Adventures

The Godfather is most generous and usually pays my Sam's Club membership via his business plan.
This year was different and Sam's requested a membership fee from me to continue shopping. 
I paid.

Some days later I inquired on the difference on this year's membership with their Service Desk as The Godfather thought memberships were paid for all associates accounts.
They explained that only the primary business account holder's membership was paid.
Toby: "The Godfather is never wrong!!!"
Sam's Service Desk: "Who?"
<stormed out of the Sam's Club>

<gathered composure and returned to Sam's>
Sam's Service Desk: "The Godfather may think all account memberships are paid for, but The Godfather is incorrect. We see this scenario all the time...."
Toby: "What part of 'The Godfather is never wrong' is ambiguous to you?"
Sam's Service Desk <smirking>: "And The Godfather must not like you very much....."
Toby: "Why?"
Sam's Service Desk: "For the same price, you could have a membership with all benefits."
Toby: "And....."
Sam's Service Desk: "You have no benefits.  However, there is an added bonus; You paid for The Godfather's girlfriend's membership!"
Toby: "That's not a bonus to me......"

Interesting White House Cabinet Selection Strategy - Insult The Boss and You're Hired

Tillerson - Trump is a "f*cking moron"

Kelly - Trump is a "f*cking idiot"

Mattis - Trump has the understanding of a "fifth or sixth grader"

Cohn - Trump is "dumb as sh*t"

Priebus - Trump is "an idiot"

McMaster - Trump is "a dope"

Mulvaney - Trump is "a terrible human being"

— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) December 15, 2018

Again???

....well it is a Texas sized spool

https://www.foxnews.com/us/large-spool-in-texas-barrels-down-interstate-once-again

Must Get Stoned

I know it's not word for word from the bible but it's still a funny interpretation.

Sore Loser Republicans

Republicans in Wisconsin and Michigan lost their power and now in their lame duck sessions they are reducing the power of the new Democrats who won but have not been seated. North Carolina did this as well in 2016.

This is a disgrace to democracy as is the gerrymandered districting. Colorado just voted to have 3 Republican, 3 Democrats and 3 Independents do the next redistricting, eliminating the party in power from being able to choose their voters.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/where-the-gop-cant-win-elections-it-changes-the-rules/2018/12/04/292a1f46-f800-11e8-863c-9e2f864d47e7_story.html?utm_term=.a7f663b90db5