Indian women are easy......

Read in the paper today that there is a new campaign in India that if you want a wife you have to have a toilet installed in your house first or she won't marry you, it goes something like "No Loo, No I Do". I should be rolling in Indian women with the three...yes three toilets in my house, OK so one is on the fritz right now but I've got the parts and hopefully it'll be fixed tonite.