Home Repair Caption Contest

The Godfather never claimed to be an appliance repair expert and here's photographic proof (from recent refrigerator in-line filter replacement). Sometimes home repair projects require creative installation options and maybe you can help us pick a caption for the photos below.......

• Yet another creative use for Duct Tape.
• Good thing the Godfather has a day job.
• Consigliere: "I was just kidding about my Duct Tape suggestion"
• No, alcohol was not a contributing factor to this solution.
• Consiglere: "I need new relatives :-)"

Please comment with your favorite and/or add your own captions.