......this morning looking for my shoe. I looked everywhere including the enclosed litter box and I could not find it. I've got a small room and there are plastic boxes scattered about the room and there are numerous places that the cat has left his mice and toys so I figured I would find it in short order, but no luck. I even questioned whether I had both shoes on when I made my way into the bedroom last night. Finally I looked in the place that is least accessible and farthest from where my shoe was last night and there it was.
The little bastard had dragged the shoe about 5 feet down the side of my king size waterbed then around the corner and then another 5 feet under the waterbed headboard including dragging it over his foam bed which is in the space under the headboard and into the far corner of the room that is almost inaccessible due to the room being small and the waterbed being king size. I really don't know how he did that. The shoe is as big as he is.
He knows that when the shoes go on I'm on my way out and I guess he didn't want me to leave. Now I have to store my shoes in the closet.
Have I told you that my cat is an asshole?
The little bastard had dragged the shoe about 5 feet down the side of my king size waterbed then around the corner and then another 5 feet under the waterbed headboard including dragging it over his foam bed which is in the space under the headboard and into the far corner of the room that is almost inaccessible due to the room being small and the waterbed being king size. I really don't know how he did that. The shoe is as big as he is.
He knows that when the shoes go on I'm on my way out and I guess he didn't want me to leave. Now I have to store my shoes in the closet.
Have I told you that my cat is an asshole?
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