“I thought for a second there might be hope for you humans. After all, you do have the intellectual capacity to develop nuclear weapons. Then I realized, you have them pointed at each other.”
“Found a grenade pin. Still no sign of Dave.”
“Guy just came back from a funeral and I asked him if the funeral was hopping or was it dead. Some people don’t have a sense of humor I guess.”
“I’ve upped my standards, up yours.”
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