It's a bad kitty

When kitty is bad and has bitten the Godfather he must wear the dick tie.

Broncos Playoff Bound

We're on our way to the Super Bowl.

Quote, Unquote

“a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode”

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode look at definition #3

Mayan Apocalypse (@kabooooooooom) has just chimed in with its first tweet:
"Sorry everyone, running a bit late."

“She ran over a curb, took out a yard sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her visions “a bit”. Never letting grandma drive again.”

Newt Gingrich on the election outcome
"The momentum is clearly now in the direction in finding some way to accommodate and deal with reality,"

Keeping the Chil'ren Safe....

With the rash of violence and death that has happened at our schools in the past decade I think we need to seriously consider armed personnel in our schools.  No, I'm not talking about armed school teachers or administrative personnel, we need professionals. They don't have to be carrying M-16's out in the open like it was a war zone, but it would be good to have those types of weapons available on campus in a locked vault if needed, instead they should be armed with a 9MM or something similar that can be holster under a sport coat because usually it is a lone gunman and all it takes is one well placed shot to kill that person. That well placed shot though needs to come from a seasoned professional who has performed that act before. My idea then is to take our returning veterans from the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and train them to be those people. A lot of these returning veterans are finding it difficult to find jobs and reintegrate into society. This seems to me to be a great way to reintegrate them back into society and still have them be part of a service branch whose mission is defending the next generation. I would hope that their example might show the next generation that military service is another possible career choice. I would like to see at least two in each school constantly patrolling during the school day. Larger schools could have many more to handle the load. The team aspect would mirror what they had in their military service to help them with the transition. I understand that some of our returning military have PTSD and I think there should be selection criteria to get those people the help they need before they would be trained for this type of service.

How about turning returning GI's into school zone Secret Service. 

Merry Christmas

It's a white Christmas in Denver. A little Cruzan Rum and a Guillermo Leon Cigar. I got what I wanted for Christmas, I hope you did too.

The ashtray is from Israel thanks to the Godfather's brother and the shot glass sign says
"Do Not Feed the Bears" with a bear wearing deer antlers and a sign that says "I am not a Bear" bought in Yellowstone.

Driver Psychology

One of my pet peeves are highway drivers who will not do the speed limit when it's 75 MPH but will do 10 over the speed limit in a 55 MPH zone. If you are willing to do 10 MPH over in a 55 MPH zone then you should be willing to do 10 MPH over in a 75 MPH zone. The ticket is the same 10 MPH over the limit but you show your ignorance of this simple fact by doing one but not the other.

Myself I like to do about 4 MPH over the speed limit in all my highway driving. From the few tickets I have gotten when I didn't follow the above I have noticed there is no box for 1-4 MPH over the speed limit. No box, No ticket.

Sign for NO SPEED LIMIT on the Autobahn.

Christmas Card Ski Tree

The holiday card tradition continues, but I had to wait for Mayan Apocalypse to pass before I set it up this year. Where is your card?

Party like there's no Tom-Maya....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
It's the end of the Mayan Calendar and we're all going to diiiiiiieeeeeeeeee......
......just kidding, but I do like this song.......and I do feel fine.

Tonight

Gonna open a nice bottle of Wisconsin Blackberry Merlot smoke a fine Rocky Patel cigar and watch Apocalypto in honor of the end of the world.

Mayan Christmas Gift Idea

Westboro Baptist Church @ Aggies Game

When you mix Westboro Baptists and Aggie's fans you get this. For other pics of 2012 go here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/angelameiquan/the-40-best-protest-signs-of-2012-70fn

Suzanne's Peanut Brittle Out of a Can

Quote, Unquote

“It's brilliant stuff – the ecstasy of pure bullshit.”

“If the poor won't even take the trouble to hire lobbyists, then they have only themselves to blame that the tax code favors the rich.”

“We’re stomping the ants while the elephants run wild”

Speaking of the violent mentally ill people like the killer in the school shootings in Connecticut

“Defective merchandise should be turned off, placed in a box and sent back to the manufacturer.”

Looks like our money problems are done gentlemen..

Got an email today from X.X.X. Review and it said:

"How would you like to get paid to watch p.o.r.n?
its Easy
1. Sign up
2. Pick a DVD
3. Tell us what you think
4. we Pay you.
Yes REALLY its that EASY"

(A link was attached but who knows where that link has been)

Like I said, our money problems are behind us now. It's just that EASY.

 

The Auditors are coming....

Definition of an Auditor - One who arrives after the battle is lost and bayonets the wounded.

We are trying to get our stories straight on what to tell the auditors when they arrive and start asking questions we don't want to answer and this video came to mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHKpGJX29s
For the timid employees who are not sure about lying to the auditors it works great as a pep talk:
"How about getting with the program, why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win"

and I tell my people
"It's not a lie if you believe it"
Was well received by all the republicans in the room as they are conditioned to Fox News.
Auditors are not your friend.

Of course the second part is my favorite
"All I've ever asked of my minions is for them to obey my orders as if they were the word of God"
Happy Pearl Harbor Day, nation.

God Bless'm....

Sometimes you just have to tie one on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2QH-H3so88