Definition of an Auditor - One who arrives after the battle is lost and bayonets the wounded.
We are trying to get our stories straight on what to tell the auditors when they arrive and start asking questions we don't want to answer and this video came to mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHKpGJX29s
For the timid employees who are not sure about lying to the auditors it works great as a pep talk:
"How about getting with the program, why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win"
and I tell my people
"It's not a lie if you believe it"
Was well received by all the republicans in the room as they are conditioned to Fox News.
Auditors are not your friend.
Of course the second part is my favorite
"All I've ever asked of my minions is for them to obey my orders as if they were the word of God"
Happy Pearl Harbor Day, nation.
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