Here is an actual text message between the Godfather and the Consigliere this morning.
Consigliere: I have a new sympathy for stranded cruise ship passengers and smells they encountered.
Godfather: I sprayed the bathroom downstairs after my shit this morning.
Consigliere: Well your smell kicks ass on Febreze. You should be proud.
One of the effects of Gastric Bypass surgery is that food goes through the intestines in an undigested state. The resulting gas and bowel movements can peel the paint off walls, cause carbon monoxide alarms to sound and if kittys are too close they can succumb to the odor and fall off the bed in a state of asphyxiation.
Consigliere: I have a new sympathy for stranded cruise ship passengers and smells they encountered.
Godfather: I sprayed the bathroom downstairs after my shit this morning.
Consigliere: Well your smell kicks ass on Febreze. You should be proud.
One of the effects of Gastric Bypass surgery is that food goes through the intestines in an undigested state. The resulting gas and bowel movements can peel the paint off walls, cause carbon monoxide alarms to sound and if kittys are too close they can succumb to the odor and fall off the bed in a state of asphyxiation.
I am able to drink alcohol and it gets me drunk pretty quickly due it dumping right into my bloodstream. I've made how to write the best essay that I eat Paleo w/alcohol but maybe I don't have to qualify it anymore as the caveman/apes did their own bit of drinking.
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