Monday, October 28, 2013

Greyhound Bus in the Sky......


Passengers are getting larger sooooooooo......the seats need to get smaller. Excellent idea gentlemen, lets do lunch.

http://money.msn.com/investing/the-incredible-shrinking-plane-seat

Some of the comments:

I find it's more comfortable to stuff myself into my own carry-on and have someone stow me in the overhead compartment.

Soon we will fly standing up with tubes attached to our mouths and buttocks to alleviate all in-flight requests or desires.

I hope when the Airline executives die and go to hell, their sentence will be to sit in the seats they designed for eternity.

If the check-in agent asks me which side of the plane I want to sit, I just say "the inside", that's how low my expectations have sunk.

Oh by the way in the near future expect to have subway type passenger straps for the standing class passengers.

Airlines are going to find a way to legally stack people up like cord wood when all is said and done.

The airlines won't have to worry about SEAT BELTS when they cram all those people into the tight seating space.

The dog in his cage in the cargo area has more room.

Any truth to the rumor that  the next phase will be toboggan-style seating. All the seats will be removed and everyone will sit on the floor with their arms and legs wrapped around the passenger in front of them?

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