....it could have went down like this.
https://ruinmyweek.com/tweets-memes/god-creation-tweets/
https://ruinmyweek.com/tweets-memes/god-creation-tweets/
*creation of the kangaroo*
God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let’s work off that
Angel 1: What if it could carry it’s offspring with it for protection
God: Okay that’s kind of weak Sharon but we’ll add it
Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you
God: There it is
God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let’s work off that
Angel 1: What if it could carry it’s offspring with it for protection
God: Okay that’s kind of weak Sharon but we’ll add it
Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you
God: There it is
God: you can repeat everything you hear.
Parrot: humans are the worst and I’m probably gonna kill them in a flood soon.
God:
Parrot:
God: what’s it gonna take to keep this quiet?
Parrot: I wanna live in a Tropical Paradise.
Parrot: humans are the worst and I’m probably gonna kill them in a flood soon.
God:
Parrot:
God: what’s it gonna take to keep this quiet?
Parrot: I wanna live in a Tropical Paradise.
God: you’re the largest bird in the world.
Ostrich: really?
God: you can weigh up to 345 lbs.
Ostrich: wow!
God: and run up to 43 mph.
Ostrich: makes sense, gotta get a running start if I’m gonna fly good.
God:
Ostrich: I mean that’s just science.
Ostrich: really?
God: you can weigh up to 345 lbs.
Ostrich: wow!
God: and run up to 43 mph.
Ostrich: makes sense, gotta get a running start if I’m gonna fly good.
God:
Ostrich: I mean that’s just science.
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