New Restaurant Chain....

I was going through the equipment reports for all the jobs in the company (169 pages worth) and came across a job that I thought said "Burgers & Nipples" as I zipped through the PDF file looking for our jobs, I had to go back a page or two to see if my eyes had deceived me. They had and it was actually "Burgess & Niple". I had a good laugh and then it dawned on me that would be a good name for a topless burger joint. All the burgers would come without a top bun and there would be a slice of Roma tomato and half a black olive on top of each burger patty, you could order the top bun for a penny if you wanted it.

And you were thinking it was topless women serving burgers didn't you, you sick bastard, but I like the way you think.

Reminds me of a joke.

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."