I knew it!

I've long had my suspicions that the sexes were not the same species but now finally a study that proves it. As you can probably tell I'm not married and never have been, in fact my signature post at the end of all my emails is  "Married men may live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die".
Don't get wrong though, I love the ladies but I've never understood the thought processes that women have and probably never will.