Possible Democratic SuperPac commercial idea:
(camera pan into two young people on a park bench drinking Starbucks coffee)
Young Person #1(YP#1) "I'm surprised the Republicans go to these caucuses"
Young Person #2(YP#2) "What do you mean?"
YP#1 "Well they are obviously against their family values platform and quite possibly homosexual in nature."
YP#2 "I'm not following you"
YP#1 "You can't get a cock and an ass that close and still be considered a Republican can you?"
YP#2 (sprays coffee out of his/her nose)
YP#1 "I mean maybe if you're are a Republican Congressman or Senator you can."
YP#2 (sprays coffee out of his/her mouth)
YP#1 "But the typical Republican voter should be appalled at the thought of attending one of these events."
YP#2 "Speaking of caucuses have you ever Googled "Santorum" and looked at the first result?"
YP#1 "I don't think I want our country to be led by something named santorum"
YP#1 & YP#2 (laughing and sipping coffee as the camera pans out)
Brought to you by the all inclusive Democratic Party.
To see how santorum could effect Santorum's campaign please see this article in Mother Jones.
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